• Ugly Noserider boardshort
  • Ugly Noserider boardshorts
  • Ugly Noserider boardshorts
  • Ugly Noserider boardshorts

Will be available again this Spring.


$99.00+tax where applicable
(free shipping & handling included, in the continental USA ). 


S: 30″ to 32″
M: 32″ to 34″
L: 34″ to 36″
XL: 36″ to 38″
XXL: 38″ to 40″

8″ TO 10″ INSEAM



Introducing our elegant Ugly Noserider Boardshorts, with functional stretch-zone performance technology for extreme squats, twists, and a snug waistband for hold. Functional surf wear stretches in every which way, comfortably and makes you look good.  Watch the video to see the stretch-zones function.

“Form follows function” 

Ugly Noserider Boardshorts function with a snug fit by the waistband when performing on a wave, twisting or squatting.  The front boardshort waist is complimented with our super-strong elastic v-back waist, allowing the waist to expand two inches with a strong, snug fashionable fit. Four-way stretch spandex on the sides and in the crotch allows front to back freedom for extreme surfing.  Waist sizes stretch in two-inch increments, from 30″ to 40″.  The minimalist look shows off your actions.  100% Made in the USA with 83% Polyester, 13% Spandex, gives our board short elegance, light weight, and triple-stitching in the seems makes it durable.

$35.99 (S to XL, add $3 for XXL). “The Ugly NoseRiders Since 1966” – Tri-Blend T-Shirt. The Rayon in our Tri-blend shirt makes it super soft, fluid, and feather light. Ringspun cotton adds smoothness and body, and polyester provides stretch and durability. 25/25/50 rayon/combed ringspun cotton/polyester (4.7 oz). Tap on image to purchase.
$26.39 plus tax and S&H (S to XL). UGLY TEN Women’s Fitted T-Shirt (dark). IMPORTED 4.3 oz. Made of 100% ultra-fine combed ring-spun jersey. Slim fit, runs small. Size up 1-2 sizes for looser fit. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. May shrink after wash. Tap on image to purchase.
$20.39 + tax and S&H (S to XL, add $3 for XXL). Get Ugly Tank Top – 5.6 oz. 100% cotton, Standard fit. Machine wash cold. Also in sport gray. White is $17.99. Tap on image to purchase.
functional surf wear
I love my Ugly Surfboard. It’s the ultimate NoseRider.
$41.99 plus tax and S&H (S to XL, add $3 for XXL). Super Ugly Hoodie Sweatshirt. These quality hooded sweatshirts from Hanes are 90/10 cotton/polyester – soft & durable to keep you warm and comfortable. Features kangaroo pocket & stretch ribbed cuffs & waist. Tap on image to purchase.
$26.39 plus tax and S&H. “get Ugly” Junior Jersey Dark T-Shirt. IMPORTED 4.3oz. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton jersey. Slim fit. Runs small. Size up 1-2 sizes for a looser fit. Tap on image to purchase.
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